i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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