How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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