My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
