Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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