talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Oh god it's open bar.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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