I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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