ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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