I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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