Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I enjoy the company of your penis
Randomize
