How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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