If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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