it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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