did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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