Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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