omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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