i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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