ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
did you just send me my own nude
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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