see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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