Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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