I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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