So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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