she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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