Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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