when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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