Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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