Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Randomize
