she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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