Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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