I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
