Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
this will be a night to untag.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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