yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Is it because I queefed?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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