he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I think I am morally bankrupt
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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