I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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