Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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