Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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