I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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