Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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