So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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