Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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