Whod you bang
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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