youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
we're so committed to being not committed
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
