WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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