like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
There r osticjed everywhere
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Randomize
