so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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