That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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