if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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