I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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