So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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