didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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