STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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