your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
