so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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