It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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