So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
that is very illegal...i love you.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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